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Posted Reply with quote  #16 
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.  After they got settled in their
seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and
asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'  He replied, 'No.  I work for a condom company.  These are customer complaints.'

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Posted Reply with quote  #17 
Amie you are quite the gal here.
But I don't think you'll be seeing me in Pantys sporting a bra anytime soon.
Besides I've seen Drag Queens who look better than some of the pop stars evryone as seen on gossip TV.
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Oh, I know, Paulie, I was just givin you some shyte....I get those mailers, too, all the time.

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Well, just great...I don't get the mailers from Vicky's...now what am I supposed to think???

And you're right about the Drag Queens, Paulie...and I just hate it when a man looks better in makeup and a dress than I do...oh, the competition!!!   
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No problem Amie
This is why I Like You so much.

You are alot of fun.

If you get any mailers for guy stuff,maybe we can swap mailers.

Sexy : Don't let those guys who look better in womens clothes get you down. You should see them in there guy clothes.


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Posted Reply with quote  #21 
while we are on the subject I keep getting emails for breast enhancement

hmmmmm
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Sexy, I just dunno, they got my email and home address from SOMEWHERE!  Hmmm. Tiffany, too...I simply don't KNOW how it happens....hehehe.

Paulie, like Dr. Bong, I get emails with "pharma solutions" for anatomy I will never have or need to medicate....no joking!  Back in the 90's, I used to get "International Male" catalogues all the time...do you remember those, Paul?  IM was quite interesting in its way to my girlfriends and I.  We'd buy t-shirts from 'em occasionally. If I see anything I think you'll find interesting, I'll pass it along, 'kay?

The drag queens get snaps from me, as I can't imagine spending the time they do, or having the talent they do with make-up, hair and wardrobe.  They're amazingly talented.
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Posted Reply with quote  #23 
I went to a Pharma's Market in Sherman Oaks.
But that was the bad old days.
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I used to get that catalog of mens clothes.
Some of there stuff was a bit too much,like there speedo's and stuff that looks like Borak would wear.

The farmer's market I went to had plenty of nuts,Fruits,& veggie's.
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Posted Reply with quote  #25 
Borak?

You mean Barack? Jagshemash!
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Nope, Borat is what he meant, David. Barack would be, well, I'm not sure.  It was a very unique publication.

Yup, those Pharma's Markets will get ya on bad days, Johan, no solutions there....
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Borat is correct.
Sorry for the in correct name.

That guy looks gross in those whatever you call them things that look like a swim thong that starts at the shoulders.
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Posted Reply with quote  #28 
I think it's called a 'Mankini'. Please,please tell me it's not.
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I'm afraid it is, Johan. Old rubber gums Carrey was snapped wearing one not so long ago I believe, with Jenny McCartney. Eye of the beholder and all that.
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Posted Reply with quote  #30 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amie
Back in the 90's, I used to get "International Male" catalogues all the time...do you remember those, Paul?  IM was quite interesting in its way to my girlfriends and I.


I remember getting a couple of those! The pirate/"romantic" shirts were a scream!
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