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Yes,David-I remember that. Like 'Goldenballs'Beckham, JC has a fetish about wearing the g'friend's Bill Grundies (that's shreddies),doesn't he? Fair enough,I suppose,whatever lifts the lazy,but on the beach?
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"Lifts the Lazy?"  Never heard that one before, Johan...my brekkie banana and I enjoyed that very much, thanks.

I've (very unfortunately) also seen John Mayer in the mankini slingie-thingie.  Els & Paul, correct me if I'm wrong, but they probably DID sell those mankini-slings via IM....but in black mesh, and mettalic gold perhaps?  Totally not joking...but in a funny way.


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Thankyou Amie. The metaphor is complete,thanks to your fickle fruehstuck.
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Someone sent this to me and I had a good laugh over it ~~~ 

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LoL Ev! 'though the sign would have to say 1/2 Phelps


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9 Regrettable Comments Made by Announcers for NBC During the Olympics:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh, my God, what have I just said?????"

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Numbers 3 and 9 are especially inspired


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Oddest name for a sport - Coxless Pairs .....

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Pairs without cox.That would be the ladies' competition.
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You know, as an equestrienne, number 2 cracked me up, but I think 8 and 9 are my favorites.  Number 7 really seems self-evident - in the heat of the competition, what woman in her right mind wouldn't want to hug the cox of the British crew?  I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. 


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If they're anything like my other half after he's been jogging I would probably want to wait until after they'd showered .....

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With all apologies to our vertically challenged friends out there:

Two cars are driving side-by-side. One car clips the other car and they have to pull over to exchange insurance info and check out the damage. Both drivers get out and it turns out the driver of the first car is a dwarf. The dwarf looks at the damage, storms over to the other driver defiantly and says "I just want you to know I am not happy!!" The other driver looks at him and responds "well which one are you then?"


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Saw this on a web site the other day, taken from a screenshot of a chatroom conversation between several teen boys bragging about their, um, endowments. This youngster is either to be pitied or needs someone to explain the QWERTY layout:

Mine is so big that if I layed it on my keyboard it would stretch from A to Z!



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You know what's sad?  I had to check my keyboard on that one. 


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Are you bragging again,Paul?
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